How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Old age! Are we there yet?
Strollers, cars, and wheelchairs!
I'm not old; I'm 45 plus shipping and handling
Not only is my short-term memory bad, so is my short-term memory
Why can't I lose weight like I lose my keys, phone, and sex drive?
Become the CEO of your health
A heart-to-heart about your heart
Keep moving! It's harder for the undertaker to catch up with you
We're basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions: why we need water
Sometime I laugh so hard, tears run down my leg
Sleeping Beauty was on to something
Did you know chocolate makes your clothes shrink?
Will it matter five years from now?
Life would be easier with pi䮡tas placed throughout the day
Mistakes & regrets: it's time to let them go!
When there are lumps in the road
Friends are therapists you can drink with
Be the person you want to have lunch with
Be happy: it drives people crazy
I want to be cremated: it's my last chance for a smokin' hot body
It's never too late to be the person you want to be.
