Bad poet

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[United States] : House of Vlad Press, 2020.
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111 pages ; 21 cm
Holt - Non-Fiction
811.6 Ellis
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[United States] : House of Vlad Press, 2020.


"100 bad poems about the pursuit of empty validation ; waiting tables at restaurants ; astrology ; Brie Larson ; love ; flip phones ; death ; Carly Rae Jepsen ; therapy ; half-eaten bowls of refrigerated breakfast cereal ; blood ; sugar ; sex ; magic ; what to do when confronting dead squirrels on the sidewalk ; prison pen pals ; Netflix ; goths ; professional wrestling ; Danzig ; Twitter ; the 'I’m no Superman' part from the theme song to the hit TV show Scrubs ; loneliness ; compulsively repeating the phrase “nightmare person” while self-reflecting in the shower ; smoking weed laced with dog hair ; childhood trauma ; junk food ; spiritually identifying as the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York ; anxiety ; Facebook ; creepily stalking 7-Eleven parking lots at night while wearing a trench coat and drinking a Slurpee ; Uber ; nightmares where you’re just watching TV with your stepdad ; social distancing ; ageing ; substance abuse problems ; the latest version of Microsoft Office ; slow motion videos of trust falls gone horribly wrong ; semi-shitty bicycles ; tearing up during the cornier Rocky movies ; chasing Jell-O shots with warm cans of PBR on the fourth of July ; severely depressed giraffes ; wet dreams about being mauled by dogs at Toys ’R Us ; smiling knowingly while getting buried under burning piles of trash and so much more!"


APA Citation, 7th Edition (style guide)

Ellis, B. A. (2020). Bad poet (First edition.). House of Vlad Press.

Chicago / Turabian - Author Date Citation, 17th Edition (style guide)

Ellis, Brian Alan. 2020. Bad Poet. [United States]: House of Vlad Press.

Chicago / Turabian - Humanities (Notes and Bibliography) Citation, 17th Edition (style guide)

Ellis, Brian Alan. Bad Poet [United States]: House of Vlad Press, 2020.

MLA Citation, 9th Edition (style guide)

Ellis, Brian Alan. Bad Poet First edition., House of Vlad Press, 2020.

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