Junie B. Jones series

"It's the first day of kindergarten! Only Junie B. Jones does NOT want to ride the school bus home. That's because it smalls on the bus. Plus also, there are meanies on the bus who might pour chocolate milk on your head. In fate, Junie B. is so scared of the school bus that when it's time to go home . . . she doesn't."--back cover.

"It's job day in Room Nine! Junie B. Jones is having a rough week. First she got punishment for shooting off her mouth in kindergarten. And now she's in big trouble again! 'Cause Monday is Job Day, and Junie B. told her class that she's got the bestest job of all. Only, what the heck is it?"--back cover.

"It's Carnival Night at school! Junie B. Jones has been waiting her whole entire career for this! She can't wait to win prizes at that thing! Only winning is harder than it looks, apparently. And sometimes when you do win, the prize turns out to be a dud. Will Carnival Night be a yucky blucky disaster, or can Junie B. find some fun in this flop?"--back cover.

"There's a new boy in kindergarten, and guess what? He's the handsomest guy Junie B. Jones has ever seen! She and Lucille and that Grace all want him for a boyfriend. Only he thinks Junie B. is a nutball. So how is she supposed to get that boy to lover her?" --back cover

"Finders keepers! A terrible thing happened to Junie B. Jones. And it's called--someone took her new black furry mittens! And they kept them! They didn't even put them in the Lost and Found at school. So when Junie B. finds a wonderful pen, she should be allowed to keep it, too. Right? That's fair. Right? Right?"--back cover.

"Junie B. wants to be a beauty shop guy when she grows up. But first she needs a little practice. And a few volunteers. Like her bunny slippers. And her dog. And maybe even . . . herself? Is Junie B. on her way to a great new career? Or is she about to have the worst hair day ever?" --publisher's website.

"Junie B.’s aunt Flo is getting married. What a perfect chance for her to show everyone how grown-up she is! Too bad she wasn’t picked to be the flower girl in the wedding so she could really show off. But surely Junie B. can still find some way to get everyone’s attention." --publisher's website

"E-I-E-I-O! It's almost the end of the year, and Room Nine is taking a field trip to a farm! The whole entire class is very excited . . . except Junie B. Jones. Why? 'Cause farms have scary ponies, that's why. Will Junie B. find anything good at this place? Or will this turn out to be the worstest field trip ever?"--back cover.

“Hilarious. Barbara Park makes reading fun.” —Dav Pilkey, author of Dog Man
 
Meet the world's funniest kindergartener, Junie B. Jones, as she gets ready to become the world's funniest first grader! Barbara Park’s #1 New York Times bestselling chapter book series has been keeping kids laughing—and reading—for more than twenty-five years. Over 65 million copies sold! 
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"Lucille is having an Easter egg hunt at her rich expensive mansion! And guess what? The winner gets a play date to swim in Lucille’s heated indoor swimming pool! Only, here is the problem. How did Junie B. get stuck wearing a big dumb bunny suit? And how can she possibly find eggs when she keeps tripping over her huge big rabbit feet? Being a dumb bunny is definitely not as easy as it looks. Will Junie B. end up with egg on her face? Or will the...

"Room One is getting ready for their very own Thanksgiving feast! There’s even a contest to see which room can write the best thankful list. The winners will get a pumpkin pie! Only it turns out being thankful is harder than it looks. Because Junie B. is not actually thankful for Tattletale May. Or squash. Or scratchy pilgrim costumes. And pumpkin pie makes her vomit, anyway. Will Room One win the disgusting pie? Can May and Junie B. find common...

"Room One is getting ready for their very own Thanksgiving feast! There’s even a contest to see which room can write the best thankful list. The winners will get a pumpkin pie! Only it turns out being thankful is harder than it looks. Because Junie B. is not actually thankful for Tattletale May. Or squash. Or scratchy pilgrim costumes. And pumpkin pie makes her vomit, anyway. Will Room One win the disgusting pie? Can May and Junie B. find common...

Junie B., First Grader®: Aloha-ha-ha!
Junie B. and her family are going on a vacation to Hawaii! And ha! Mr. Scary is giving her a real, actual camera to keep a photo journal of her trip! But taking good vacation pictures is not always easy. Will Junie B.’s vacation end up picture-perfect? Or will her trip to Hawaii be Aloha-horrible?
Junie B., First Grader®: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells! (P.S. So does...

"It’s Halloween! But Junie B. is afraid to go trick-or-treating. ’Cause what if witches and monsters are really real? And what if pumpkins with sharp teeth can eat your feet? And don’t even get her started on the candy corn problem. So how is Junie B. supposed to enjoy this scary holiday?" --publisher's website